Porno Mitt

By Michael J.W. Stickings

The alluring headline at WaPo: Romney Criticized for Hotel Pornography

And what an amusing story it is: "Republican presidential contender Mitt Romney, who rails against the 'cesspool' of pornography, is being criticized by social conservatives who argue that he should have tried to halt hardcore hotel movie offerings during his near-decade on the Marriott board."

Yes, horny men in hotel rooms all over America, and all around the world, are jerking off at this very moment -- and it's all Romney's fault!

Sort of makes you go limp, when you think about it.